Its hard to believe we're on our 5th year of the Chriskwanzakkah extravaganza. What started as an excuse to drink, party and be naughty has evolved into an excuse to drink, party and be naughty....while giving to charity!
We don't take ourselves to seriously, we're sporadically profane, and we can be downright naughty. Thats why at our parties, Santa gives out so many spankings. Actually, we usually skip Santa (lets face it, he is just a middle man) and have you just sit in Jesus' lap. We get different guests every year, including such luminaries as Haunukkah Harry, Robo-Santa, Frosty the Throwing Star Target Snowman, The Kwanzaa Fairy, the Naughty Elves, the scandalous Mrs Claus, our famous Living Tree, and the J-Man himself. Occasionally even a reindeer shows up for the BBQ (yummy.)
If you're offended easily....then why are you even reading this? If you have a bit of humor, enjoy a good party, and want a chance to help a really great charity, then Chriskwanzakkah is the party for you.
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